yeah, so we could really do anything

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The Last of Us: Remastered [X]

1 hour ago with 937 notes via ahwho (source)
#the last of us#i've almost bought this game like five times now#but i still think it would be too intense for me#like just watching the cutscenes pretty much killed me

elkian:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

THAT WAS AWFUL AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

2 hours ago with 26844 notes via hheroes (source)
#omg#why

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

4 hours ago with 221785 notes via ahwho (source)
#omfg#vine

Michael being concerned for Ryan (◡‿◡✿)

4 hours ago with 4513 notes via lovelyryans (source)
#michael jones#ryan haywood#roosterteeth

x

9 hours ago with 4648 notes via sexbangs (source)
#griffon ramsey#what a badass lady

vavfrees:

RT Life + Miles Luna

9 hours ago with 2479 notes via ladrats (source)
#miles luna#roosterteeth

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

9 hours ago with 234384 notes via ahwho (source)

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Publicity Photoshoot [x]

11 hours ago with 1648 notes via caseyballvins (source)
#brooklyn nine nine

impwhoretant:

"beauty is in the eye of — THE BOULDER"

image

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